Weird shit in my Life
- I have a fake license.
- I eat more chicken than all of town put together
- I broke up with the prettiest woman I have ever seen
- My pants are turning loose
- The insurance for my bike expired
- My wallet is always empty
- I am not feeling tense lately.
- I ran out of Deo.
- I have a crush on a 42 year old called Madhuri Dixit.
- I don’t get high even with 6 pegs
- I am spending the last few months as a student.
- My starting salary when i join work is approximately 83 times that of my dad and 5 times more than my brother (when both of them started work)
- I don’t like you, but I don’t want to say bye
11 Responses to “Weird shit in my Life”
Nice exercise. Even I am thinking of doing something similar to it. Perhaps, 10-20 things about me which I can key at one go.
P.S. Darn! I guess I have to borrow trousers from Rupak now.
looks like it is targeted at a single person only!
showing off your salary eh???!!!
I love this post,it’s arbitrarily perfect,btw,my next post is also something arbitrary,though I try not to talk too much about myself (at least I try not to make it obvious,hehehe)!
I used to have two fake licenses, and then I lost my wallet.
I guess I’ll have to start collecting again?
Whats wrong wth having a crush on MD!!!!even i have one
heyaa
nice read lolzz
cheers
hopin to read
luck wiht the new site
thanks jiggs! with all the support and advice i have got from people, i think its shaping up pretty well! I can get a working website now.
very hehe
this is probably too late to comment but ..
Your pants turning loose even when you are eating chicken like never before is great,note the patterns and send your formula to atkins,make millions
Nice stuff i think i would like to do this exercise
wowowhoo.. all i can say is .. this cud have gone far more dangerous my friend. Thank God u stopped at 13 points
lol